The Homework Never Ends it’s time to throw them into the back seat

26Jun '100
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Clichés I Adore: Cuteness

AKA My Brief Review of How to Train Your Dragon

It's established that humans are predisposed to love 'cute' creatures. Therefore, a quick way for a movie to appeal to most of the audience is to include cute things.

As a brainy, intelligent viewer, I resent this vanity. Why do they throw adorable things at us when they can't--

Oh. Wow, that's a badass yet cute dragon.

Uh, anyway, I don't see why you can't--

Whuh, uh, it's, it's like a kitty.

What was I talking about?

YOU'RE A KITTY!

There's a part where it rolls around in grass and then there's another part where it's purring while getting scratchies and then there's a part where it crouches on top of a rock and gets ready to pounce on something and it moves its shoulders like a KITTY! IT'S A KITTY! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BRB, playing with my dragon.

P.S. How to Train Your Dragon is currently at #2 on my Flickchart list of movies of 2010.

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