This will also serve as my brief review of How to Train Your Dragon. Now, it’s established that humans are predisposed to love ‘cute’ creatures. Therefore, a quick way for a movie to appeal to most of the audience is to include cute things. As a brainy, intelligent viewer, I resent this vanity. Why do they throw adorable things at us when they can’t—
Oh. Wow, that’s a badass yet cute dragon.
Uh, anyway, I don’t see why you can’t–
Whuh, uh, it’s, it’s like a kitty.
What was I talking about?
There’s a part where it rolls around in grass and then there’s another part where it’s purring while getting scratchies and then there’s a part where it crouches on top of a rock and gets ready to pounce on something and it moves its shoulders like a KITTY! IT’S A KITTY! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BRB, playing with my dragon.
P.S. How to Train Your Dragon is currently at #2 on my Flickchart list of movies of 2010.
About Fiona Canteberry
A novelist from northwest Arkansas, Fiona's range of topics include writing, tropes, and self-improvement. She goes by 'FekketCantenel' online.
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